Friday, October 28, 2005

Anytime Phrase #266*
Damn you spirit! Haunt me no longer!
~Mr. Garrison, South Park episode 412

*What is an Anytime Phrase™? An Anytime Phrase™ is a sequence of words that can be inserted anywhere, anytime, into any conversation. To appreciate the power of Anytime Phrases™, you just have to try it. It can even be done alone, in complete solitude. Patent pending.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

It's the dawn(ing) of a new era.

Welcome to Surviving Twin webblog. In case you're wondering (and you have every right to wonder), I am indeed the aforementioned surviving twin. Thanks for reading this tripe. You may make me rich someday. At which point I promise to never forget the little people who helped me along the way.

By the way, if you spam me in the comments, I will hunt you down like a rabid possum and sever your froth-ridden head from your mange-infested neck and deliver your lifeless carcass to the local game warden.

Death to King Louis