WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME?
If you're any one of the myriad stalkers I've had to fend off or against whom I have a restraining order, I don't want to hear from you. Do you hear me? Stay away. I mean it. Seriously. I mean it. If you come within 50 feet of me, I will Taze you. Dzzzzzzzt! Just like last time. Remember how that felt? You collapsed to the ground like pathetic slug in spasmic convulsions. And I stood there shaking my head in disgust, saying: "See? I told you I would Taze you. But you wouldn't listen. No. You wouldn't stay away. By not staying away, you were basically begging me to Taze you. And there you have it. And there you are. All Tazed and stuff."
*My sincere thanks to Stephen D. Long for duly berating me for the egregious grammar sin of putting "their" for "there." In utter abject humiliation, I have corrected the violation, and have repented of my trespass in sackcloth and ashes.
If you're any one of the myriad stalkers I've had to fend off or against whom I have a restraining order, I don't want to hear from you. Do you hear me? Stay away. I mean it. Seriously. I mean it. If you come within 50 feet of me, I will Taze you. Dzzzzzzzt! Just like last time. Remember how that felt? You collapsed to the ground like pathetic slug in spasmic convulsions. And I stood there shaking my head in disgust, saying: "See? I told you I would Taze you. But you wouldn't listen. No. You wouldn't stay away. By not staying away, you were basically begging me to Taze you. And there you have it. And there you are. All Tazed and stuff."
*My sincere thanks to Stephen D. Long for duly berating me for the egregious grammar sin of putting "their" for "there." In utter abject humiliation, I have corrected the violation, and have repented of my trespass in sackcloth and ashes.
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