STALKERS

You may have noticed that I delete certain comments that get posted here. I have nothing against the content of those comments. It's just that, well, stalkers should not be encouraged. So I delete them. If I could, I would delete the stalkers as well. Except for one. It's always good to keep just one stalker alive. One is easier to keep track of and to fend off. It's when they hunt in packs that it gets a bit troublesome. But then they end up fighting each other, which is understandable, what with their predatory and territorial nature and all.

Say this, fast: "A little old lady got mutilated late last night." Once you get up to speed, it should sound like this: "A lillollady gomulade laylass snie." Having mastered the phonetics of this fine piece of lyrical genius, go listen to, and sing along with, Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London."

Hah! Draw blood!