Charcoal Gizmo: The Urim and the Thummim

The Fire Gods demand worship. But strange fire, they will not countenance. Charcoal lighter fluid? Feh! And fie upon thee thou that blasphemeth! . Thou shalt not use lighter fluid. Darest not thou to profane the altar of the Fire Gods. The Gizmo of the Charcoal is the True Way. Newspaper wads shalt thou ignite, yea, even matches shalt thou strike. And the Fire Gods shall smile upon thee, touching upon the blackness of the charcoal, blessing thee and thy charcoal with the purity of white hot heat and ash. It takes about 20 minutes.

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