Altar To The Fire Gods

Thou shalt not use gas upon thine altar. Of the propane, shalt thou not use. Neither shalt thou of the butane. Of the lighter fluid, shalt thou abstain. Upon thine altar, shalt thou not have the lava rocks and the false charcoal, lest upon thee shall come the wrath and righteous indignation of the Fire Gods. Heedeth thou this warning, lest thou be consumed.

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• Mac Users: Click thou the little box in the upper left corner of this window (or else hit Apple-W).
• Windows Users: Bow thou down thy head before the Gods of Fire and pleadeth thou that they may have mercy upon thee and thy heathen Windows-using soul.