Here's a thing in my office. Never mind that the photo was taken in my erstwhile kitchen. It really is in my office now. It's a ceramic vessel that Amy bought for me for our anniversary a few years ago from a local artist in Youngstown, Ohio. I've since broken a horn off of one of the four heads. The middle, horned dome is a lid. You covet it now, don't you. Well, you can't have it. Back thou off, thee and thy covetous self. Back the hell off, I say.