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Surviving Twin, Part-Time Genius
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Abstract: The aim of this site is primarily to entertain myself, a venue for my soapboxing, if you will, and to give others the opportunity to be entertained with me, or perhaps even by me; although I openly admit that there are things here that are deliberately provocative, if not outright offensive. I've attempted to make this site mostly "safe for work," to affect something proper and work-related--even scholarly, in some cases--and possibly thereby to impress any passing quidnunc with one's apparent erudition and intellect. It is a work in progress, of course. All suggestions, criticisms, encouragements, calumnies, pejoratives and requests are welcome. Also, this site is rated PG-13, so proceed with caution.

N A V I - G A T I O N C O L U M N BLOG ART HOLIDAYS PHILOSOPHY CULTURE BIOGRAPHY CONTACT READING LINKS MUSIC QUOTES I LIKE AND DO NOT WANT TO FORGET "Nothing says 'obey me' like a bloody head on a fence post" ~Stewie, spawn of Family Guy "You cannot prove the nonexistence of God; you just have to take it on faith." ~Woody Allen, as quoted by Dick Cavett A text without context becomes a pretext. ~Author unknown PA BW KAI CARISTIWNI TAN GAN KINHSW PASAN. ~Archimedes Archimedes rocked my world. ~Hilston Eiren aphrOn en kardia autou ouk estin Theos. ~Solomon (LXX) Anyone who doubts phrenology ought to have his head examined. ~Author unknown Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. ~Sam Brown If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you; But if you really make them think, they’ll hate you. ~Donald Marquis (1878-1937)

N O O S C O P I C M E A N D E R I N G S C O L U M N Jesus is the Reason I Don't Do the Season (01/06/08) Biopsy Odyssey Van Halen Fan: From Binge Drinking to Home Improvement Gareth Keenan (02/16/07) Helmet Zealot (02/16/07) Credit Card Breakup (01/26/07) Cloud 5 (12/26/06) Anytime Phrase™ #219 (12/7/06) This is 'K'! Not the same! (11/26/06) Andy (10/31/06) Jensen (10/31/06) New desktop psychoanalysis (10/31/06) Instant Messenger Inadequacy Phrase™ #44 (10/22/06) My Friend, Vlad Anytime Phrase™ #211 A Perfectly Good (Birth)Day To Ponder One's Death Is Satan Feeling Lucky? Gertuh Angry Rockstar Desktop Psychoanalysis: Tidy Desktop Psychoanalysis: The Madness of Dismantling the Camcorder Desktop Psychoanalysis: General Chaos If You Were Me If You Will All Tazed and Stuff Dropped Off the Face of the Earth Sharing My (Part-Time) Genius With The World Word Of The Day: Waffling Something That's Been Bugging Me In Memorial: Snookie Pitfalls of Invisibility #18 Granted Like a Wish From a Genie PAST OUVRE 2005 January 2005 February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 The rest of 2005 and all my 2006 entries are linked above as individual articles. 2004 January 2004 February 2004 March 2004 April 2004 May 2004 June 2004 July 2004 August 2004 September 2004 October 2004 November 2004 December 2004 R E N D E R I N GC O R R I G E N D U MO B S O L E T E T A K I N G T H ES I G HO U T O F P S Y C H O M A C H I A T A K I N G T H EO D DO U T O F S C H A D E N F R E U D E O NT H EC U S PO FP S Y C H O T I C ...,...,... F A I R - W E A T H E RV A M P I R E (S U R V I V I N G T W I N , P A R T - T I M E G E N I U S) ©2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008 James Hilston, www.jameshilston.com

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